Gah.

Ladies and gentlemen... For once, I actually find myself staring at the phone. And not for a text, oh no, I'm actually hoping for a call. I know it's not gonna happen, because I go around telling people "Oh, I don't talk on the phone. I'm awkward on the phone. I don't like talking on the phone." Well, just last night I decided that I actually wanted to talk to someone, regardless of whether or not it would be awkward. Let me tell you, spending the evening staring at your cell phone, trying to send mental messages to people, demanding they call you, is not the best way to spend your evening.