Hello world! My name is Isabel! But most people just call me Izzy, Iz, Dizz, Dizzy, Bellababe, or... *shudder* Dizney. It does not matter what you call me, so long as it is not insulting in any way. Cuz then I'll wanna kill you with a SpineFork. Don't know what a SpineFork is? Well, my good friend (whoever you may be), a SpineFork is a fork which has been surgically inserted into my spine, and instead of stitching up the skin on my back, the cut is mended with a zipper, so that I may zip and unzip my back at any time I please, thus giving myself easy access to my SpineFork in case I need to get all stabbity on someone. I've gotten off subject.
So, this is my very first blog. I don't know if someone will accuse me of conforming, or if I will even enjoy this "blogging" thing that you crazy kids do, but I need an outlet for my random, angry, depressing, or just flat-out stupid thoughts and emotions without seeming overly spontaneous or retarded (no offense to the mentally handicapped). I WILL try to update at least three times a week, but no promises.
....Wow, this first blog is really boring.
Fear not, readers! You can expect some stupid random crap soon! ...Or eventually.... W... Whichever comes first, alright?
Lawl Silly Bellababe :3
ReplyDeleteHah. Spinefork. You make me Lolz everywhere Izzay.
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