I May Have An Ulcer. Or Just Too Much Bile. Or I'll Throw Up. I Think I Perfer the Second Option Over All

Yeah, so... For a while, I've been feeling a strange case of what I like to call "burny tummy". It's where your tummy burns. But on the inside, not the outside. That is "fire tummy". Learn your science, jackholes.

Anyway, if I don't have an ulcer, then I have over-active bile or I just ate too much junk (which I always do) followed by too much sugary coffee. So yeah. I'm not gonna die.








Probably.