Okay, so, like, the Catholics were all, like, selling indulgences and shit and some guy named Martin Luther or something was all "Bitch, you'z wrong to be sellin them indulgences!" and the Catholics got all pissed and were like "Shut the hell up, you'z an outlaw now!" and then there was this other guy named Calvin or something and he was like "I agree with Luther 'cept that God decides that we go to heaven or hell when we're born and we can't do nothin bout that!" and Luther was like "Bitch, you'z wrong!" and then they mud-wrestled and Lady Liberty started singing "Bad Romance" and it all went downhill from there the end.
....And that's why I should get more than five hours of sleep each night.
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