"Today, I had to rip down all my daughter's Twilight posters, take her books, DVDs and computer so she couldn't get on the internet and go read or talk about Twilight. She had a meltdown and said I just didn't understand the love between her and 'Edward' and ran off to her room. She's 24. FML"
This leads me to believe that Stephanie Meyer is after world domination, using mindless, love-thirsty zombie women as her miserable pawns. CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!
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