THIS is Why I Visit Omegle

The "question" was this: "The first person to speak is the boss. You're tasked with firing the second person to speak. Make sure they understand why they are being fired."
This was our response ("You" being myself and "Stranger" being the other guy, if you can't tell.):

Stranger: FIRE ME!

You: I can't. You're the boss, sir.

Stranger: Jumped in first....

Stranger: ....like a boss

You: ...Uh-huh.

Stranger: I hereby promote you to head of research and development

Stranger: Make me a weapon of infinite power

Stranger: Something cost effective but flashy enough to impress the neighbours

Stranger: something to scare the rabble

Stranger: I dun wanna end up like Gadaffi

You: Actually, sir... I'm resigning.

Stranger: No you're not, you're fired!

Stranger: I'm not impressed with the way you manage your workload

You: You can't fire me, I QUIT, you cheap bastard!

You: You murdered my family! And then you raped my children!!

Stranger: CHEAP? I GAVE YOU MY HEART YOU COLD, SADISTIC BASTARD!

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: those children ASKED for it

You: YOU CUT OFF MY WIFE'S FACE AND SOLD IT TO MEXICANS!

Stranger: THEY WERE NOT MEXICAN!

Stranger: They were Dominican

Stranger: RACIST!

You: It was still out of line

Stranger: She shouldn't have said my tie was ugly

You: You're... You're right, sir. I'm sorry..

Stranger: Right....now....take your cyanide pill like a good little worker drone

You: Alright, but.. Before I go... Sir...?

Stranger: Yes?

You: I love you... *takes cyanide pill*

Stranger: What....have I done?? NOOOOOOOO! *throws self from window*

You: The end.

You have disconnected.